skunk attack

I'm trying my best to avoid this spicy skunk smell, but every time I open mouth, I cough and choke from this horrid smell. Every now and then, skunks lurk around my house to eat my dog's food, and they make an evil sneak attack in the middle of the night when it's least expected. I HATE SKUNKS! I don't know what to do with myself right now... HELP?!

Besides my misfortune, I would love to visit San Francisco very soon. I used to drive up north every other weekend, but I noticed my friends and I have very different tastes when it comes to music and culture. Which leads me to say this... I'm moving to S.F. after my birthday (May 28). I have a couple friends who live near Union Square, and I think it would be a good experience for me to be somewhere else other than Los Angeles. I'm not saying that S.F. has the only open minded people on the planet, but I do find myself happier in the bay area. Let's make it happen.